'tis is wat we get wen PGMA announces a Special Non-Working Holiday for Public Employees

Disclaimer: This is a fictional office story.

Alexandra came in the office between 9:30 to 10:00 AM. She rushed into the CR shempre to freshen up because it was really hot outside. Guess what? She saw her good friend Britney. So, her friend stayed in there for a while and then started complaining 'bout PGMA's declaration of SNWH for governemnt employees. Being a PGMA backer, Alex started defending the President's decision about the 'controversial holiday' (ahhmm.. atleast for Brit=) ). They started really debating on it and then Brit wants to borrow Alex' comb and all the latter said was "Galit ka kay GMA eh.. kaya hindi kta papahiramin". That was meant as a joke but then Alex was told na she's like GMA mahilig sa personalan... wahaha!

On her way to her cube, she was still really entertained with how their Toilet conversation turned out. She excitedly shared what happened with her office seatmate, Juan. Shempre, he would not let it pass.. He sent an email joke to Alex and Brit... Just see their thread of e-mails...

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Britney’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 3:49 PM
To: ‘Alexandra’; ‘Sophia’
Cc: ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

National Heroes Day --Yesterday and not Today Our Contract --Including
Holidays and Weekends ( no OT Pay ) You Guys (at our level) --Salary 15K
Gov Guys (at our level) --Salary < 15K
way out the pointthe point is PGMA announced that this is a special non
working holiday with the exception of private sectors....prejudiced
the contract that your stating put this IC into a havoc 360 turnaround....
:p

and I attest that everyone in this thread knows that...btw is manong
here?Manong??? :p

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Britney’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:53 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’; ‘Juan’
Cc: ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies
Hmnnnn.... Let me reiterate this line again...

I am not personally angst with her....but her decisions are telling
something and I'm afraid that's one of the char. Our pres... Shudn't
have.....

that was just my opinion...and that's my prerogative...:p

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Juan’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:47 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’
Subject: Re: The Clock Lies

National Heroes Day --Yesterday and not Today Our Contract --Including
Holidays and Weekends ( no OT Pay ) You Guys (at our level) --Salary 15K
Gov Guys (at our level) --Salary < 15K

with all that, AZZANESS!! wahehe! :-P

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Alexandra’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:37 AM
To: ‘Britney'; ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

Hmnn.. Lets put it this way Brit... If u really think about it... We
havent lost anything about her declaration of special non working
holiday for govt employess... This National Heroes day has never been
a holiday... And I think since GMA is the Govt employee's boss (as u
said earlier)... She has all the right to give a vacation to her
employees...
And even if it was declared holiday by the PGMA .. We have our own
bosses here at accenture to follow. They havent send any memo or
correspondence for this matter... It is even stated in our contract
that we ar obliged and payed to work even during sundays and
holidays... So as to the govt employees having their own boss (PGMA)..
We also have Accenture as our own boss... This special non working
holiday should not be questioned as far as im concerned...

Come to think of it we're luckier... We are not required to
participate on parades and rally for the government... I bet our pay
is much higher than theirs... So give them a break .... Let them have this
one day...

Waheheh!

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Britney’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:24 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’; ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

I don't undertand the point?...do we really have a loser? I dnt think you
shud drag that word here...unless your ready to a personalan thing
hahahah...cus I believe this is just a mudslinging email threaded...only for
OUTLOOK's view....lety me hear you say aye!


-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Britney’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:20 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’; ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

Im hafl way angst with her...and thankful that I will not come in here
though it shud have been holiday! Since I've got to finish some
stuffs...but she blantantly implied that she's nothing but a second
rate trying hard copy CAT!cut! WEHEHEHE :P peace....the point here is
the holiday we're only meant for govt employees...public offs...where
in fact special non working holiday...means a holiday for all...and
don't you think it defeats the meaning of National Heroes Day? Cud
have been National Heroes Day for the Public servants...geezzzeee...I
am not personally angst with her....but her decisions are telling
something and I'm afraid that's one of the char. Our pres... Shudn't
have..... :p


-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Alexandra’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:20 AM
To: ‘Juan’
Cc: ‘Britney’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

Brit ... This is a better question.. Do I know a LOSER? Wahaha! Nakikisali
sa 'intellectual' debate etong c ‘Juan’... Wahaha!

Peace 'dre

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Juan’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:17 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’
Cc: ‘Britney’
Subject: Re: The Clock Lies

do i hear a LOSER? ha'bout you Brit?


-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Alexandra’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:15 AM
To: ‘Britney’; ‘Juan’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies


Gloria pa dn ako! I would not feel bitter not taking this day off.
Besides, we can always use our offsetable hours and VLs if we don't
feel like working. Lolz!

Personalan parang c Golria??? Wahaha! =)

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Britney’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:05 AM
To: ‘Juan’; ‘Alexandra’
Subject: RE: The Clock Lies

AWAHAGHAHAHAHA..! ! ..damn good! Ceiling fan....:p

-----Original Message-----
From: ‘Juan’
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:02 AM
To: ‘Alexandra’; ‘Britney’
Subject: Fwd: The Clock Lies


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man,

"Whose clock is that?" "That's M! ! other Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the
man.

"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?" asked the man. The
Philippine President's' clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."


Hope u were entertained... nice fictional story huh?!? ... The characters are raging with diverse opinions... that can maybe explain their gram booboos... wahaha! hwag (mashadong) husgahan and mga karakter sa kwento.. isipin na lang nating lasing at high ang mga nag-uusap... hehehe! =)